So, tell me again why I'm not allowed to go trick or treating? Yeah, I don't have kids. But I want the free candy. People get mad when i go; I need to just wear a mask; I'm short enough to get away with it I'd think. And this time my dad wouldn't have to wait for me at the end of the street! I want to take my giant plastic pumpkin and fill it with random goodies that I didn't buy. With my pumpkin flashlight that had the eyes and mouth shining the light through. I need to borrow someone's child next year cos I want to go.