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05 October 2003 @ 06:31 pm
This is TOO FUNNY TO DO!!!

This only takes a minute and it's fun.
Send it to your friends, including the person who sentit to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here you go...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names. Here's how...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:

* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
> >* h = waffle
> >* i = cootie
> >* j = monkey
> >* k = potty
> >* l = liver
> >* m = banana
> >* n = rhino
> >* o = bubble
> >* p = hamster
> >* q = toad
> >* r = gizzard
> >* s = pizza
> >* t = gerbil
> >* u = chicken
> >* v = pickle
> >* w = chuckle
> >* x = tofu
> >* y = gorilla
> >* z = stinker
> >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

> >* a = head
> >* b = mouth
> >* c = face
> >* d = nose
> >* e = tush
> >* f = breath
> >* g = pants
> >* h = shorts
> >* i = lips
> >* j = honker
> >* k = butt
> >* l = brain
> >* m = tushie
> >* n = chunks
> >* o = hiney
> >* p = biscuits
> >* q = toes
> >* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON.. use your
new name as the subject. And remember that children
laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an
average of 4 times a day.

There is a lesson here...........Put more laughter in
your life!!!
 
 
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